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You are standing under a whale.

This shade comes from the local branch of the Mutually-Related Diversity-Agnostic Department of Happiness, on far, far Far-Far. Please stand still while it is being provided. After hours, the envoy lies down across the sky and keeps one yellow star where a heart would go. The light is on, which means someone is in.

Correspondence from the envoy

Translated from fourteen hertz. Some feelings did not survive the trip.

  1. Day 0, Far-Far

    The Department notices a small blue planet that has not filed a happiness return in four billion years. A form is sent. The form comes back unopened. An envoy is appointed.

  2. Day 40, somewhere dark

    I sing at fourteen hertz. Space, being lonely, leans in to listen, and the distance folds. Nobody warns you how much space wants to talk afterwards.

  3. Day 41, this address

    Arrived. Opened the branch. The office is a patch of shade and a feeling of being looked after. Form 7, Proof of Gentle Intent, was filed with the nearest gull.

  4. Day 212, still here

    Humans are very good at being happy and then checking whether they are allowed to be. The Department has no form for this. I have started one.

  5. Today, roughly

    Nothing to report. Somebody stood in the shade for a while and looked up. That is the whole job. I have recorded it as a success.